Customer #1: This is not what I ordered. Where's the hamburger part of it, anyway? Or the extra piece of bread in the middle? There's nothing inside but pickles, lettuce and ketchup
Customer #2: We've been waiting a long time. What's going on back there?
Customer #3: Wow this place is filthy. Make ours to-go instead.
From the Kitchen (Hebrew) to Shift Manager: Dani, how do you make a Big Mac again? Can you come back here?
McDonald's, Tel Aviv