Monday, April 10, 2006

The Rendezvous Complex



Lately I've been ruminating over something my mother said a few years back. Recounting her 40th high school reunion, she commented that had attendees not been wearing name badges she would have recognized ne'ery a soul. People change as years scroll by and time does not necessarily glide by favorably for all.

This has recently been brought painfully to the fore in my own life. As mentioned in a previous post, a benefit of living here in HLC (Holy Land Central) is re-convening with old friends as they return home for holidays from assorted world enclaves. In the past week I have literally re-connected with 6 pals from days of yore.

Actual face-to-face meetings, however, are strategically spaced in order to keep anxiety levels at bay. Rendezvouses after a decade are stressful; those who have been through it know what I mean.

Unless you've been in regular contact with the other party via webphone or video-conferencing, the Polaroid of that person in your mind's eye is frozen. And outdated. So the initial greeting can be a tad startling. A few pounds, some gray hair, forehead wrinkles..But that's okay. You can live with seeing changes in the other person. And if the repor is good, you quickly move past the physical.

The uncomfortability lies in coming to terms with the reverse shattered freeze-frame i.e. YOURSELF. The dazed look of complete incomprehension on the other person's face - "My God! He doesn't even recognize me" - is particularly unsettling. You've spent the last ten years with yourself so the waistline inner tube acquired post-partem is now an old friend accommodated gingerly with drawstring, cotton sweats and low-rise, Spandex-waist trousers.

Your friend across the table, however, remembers midriff shirts and that belly-button piercing you used to unabashedly display. It's the blank stare on HIS face that sends you unwittingly to the Shelved Memories Department where all-nighters, clubs, dancing and a flatter-tummied you are stored. Instinctively, you take a deep breath, sit up a bit straighter and suck in the mid-section and then attempt to sit through the entire meeting uncomfortably holding that pose while smiling and sipping wine.

Yes, it can bring on bouts of melancholy coupled with wistful longings; the days of platform thigh-high boots, mini-skirts and barely there, transparent tops are pretty much over (unless a complete overhaul aka Cher or Madonna is off in the future somewhere).

Stressful indeed. I am beginning to appreciate hermitage.

Hope, however, lies on the horizon: In another 40 years or so I (hopefully) won't give a damn. I'll tap young boys' behinds with my cane "by accident", ask the particularly attractive ones for help crossing the street or wheeling me up the ramp and I'll shamelessly lift my knit sweater in public to show off "war scars". See here, young man! I used to have a belly piercing right here, I'll have you know!

Ahhh the glory of getting on...

5 comments:

Liza said...

I've got my 20-year high school reunion this summer, which coincides with our annual trip to the US. It should be a very interesting experience, to say the least, and I'm both excited and a bit nervous.

sistamar said...

my last two high school reunions i boycotted. MY problem? inner, not outer. Yes, the ravages DO show up on flesh in all the wrong and most obvious places. yet the real problem for moi was how i felt inside... listening to all those critical voices demanding to know, what have i accomplished? why did i do that? and so on. today, i plan eagerly to show up june something at the music and art high school reunion in nyc -- shamelessly mumbling the shehechiyanu blessing. hey... moi is here. while my beloved pal in the room upstairs is off to a new chemo regimen this morning... contemplating her shortened journey here, statistically speaking. AND she is planning her own reunion next month, in florida, w four of her cohorts who joyfully traveled the good cathollic girl path... donning habits, living inside and outside the cloister... until it was time to find a partner w whom to share a life, raise a family, and more. whew.

thanks for your entry today (and every day!).

Stephanie said...

Girls, thanks. To She I say: hahahaha..(maniacal laughter)..just wait until the evening of when you're about to walk through the front door with heart beating and palms sweating. But don't let lil' ole ME put a dent in things. HAVE FUN!
Tamar-oosh, you are oh so correct. The tummy and wrinkles and grey don't matter a damn especially in lieu of your current venue and ailing friend. Perspective. What a gorgeous thing. slf

Liza said...

Thanks for that boost (I think...)! I am counting on the fact that my living in Israel while most of them still live within twenty miles of where we grew up to give me an edge. Will force my husband to come along, so that I can casually switch back and forth between languages for added effect. If I was feeling particularly catty (oh no, not me. never!), I'd also secretly be hoping that living in the Supersize Me capitol of the world will have had the desired effect (on them, not me!), and that I would be one of the thinner people there. Fortunately, my mind doesn't work that way...

Stephanie said...

By virtue of not living in the land of gargantuan helpings (Did you see the movie? It's brill)you will most probably be one of the waif-ier women at the event. slf