The Really Real

These truths I know...

1) If you decide to use the WC while talking on the telephone, the other person will hear what you're up to

2) A kid can smell and decipher what you've eaten regardless of attempts at concealment.

"Mommy you ate chocolate! I want some!"

"Did you eat Trix cereal?"

No. I had a banana.

"No you didn't. You had Trix. I can tell. I want Trix too"